Lindsay Lohan's Dad Arrested For Domestic Violence!

Is anyone in this family actually normal?

Michael Lohan was arrested last night, and was charged with with domestic violence, false imprisonment, and preventing the reporting of victimization!!

So what happened? Well according to sources, Michael's ex-girlfriend Kate Major returned to their apartment last night to pick up some things and leave him for good. Well let's just say that didn't go down too well with Daddy Lohan!

Apparently he "went ballistic" when he realized she was leaving for good, and he grabbed her and threw her across the room, she was thrown against a bedpost with her left shoulder. It gets worse.
When she threatened to call the police, he took a towel and began to choke her! Apparently Kate has also claimed that he threatened to cut himself with a razor blade and tell the cops that she did it!


When Kate finally got to the police, sources say there were "visible injuries." His bail is currently set at $200,000.

Wow that family is seriously fucked up. Dad is a woman beater, one daughter is a drug addict, mother does drug with the daughter?? I wonder how Ali Lohan is going to turn out?

Michael Lohan Claims That Lindsay's Mother Did Coke With Her!

We've always known that Dina Lohan has been Lindsay Lohan's enabler, but now it seems she actually joined the party too!

Dina has constantly denied that Linds has a drug problem and now it's clear why; she was doing drugs with her! To be honest I'm not surprised at all, but what seriously terrible parenting, she needs to get away from her mother.

Listen to the interview below where Lindsay's dad Michael confirms that Dina did drugs with her and enabled her daughter to become an addict:

Michael Lohan Has Emergency Heart Surgery!

According to reports, Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael Lohan undergone emergency heart surgery!

The 50-year-old, who's known for constantly talking about Lindsay to the media, was rushed to hospital yesterday after complaining of chest pains during a consultation for cosmetic surgery (WTF)!!" While being examined the doctor found:

"a blockage in the posterior interventricular artery of his heart".

Lohan is said to be recovering well after the procedure and is expected to make a full recovery. How crazy is that? I think the Lohan's are definitely going to ease up on him now.

It's all that stress Lindsay's brought to you Michael lol. Take it easy now!