Charlie Sheen Apologises to Ashton Kutcher!

Former star of Two and A Half Men Charlie Sheen has apologised for slating his replacement Ashton Kutcher.

Last week the actor hit out at Ashton and the show saying that he was "tired" of pretending he liked the show and said that Ashton "sucked". But today the actor wrote a public message to Ashton saying sorry:

"Dear Ashton- My bad. I was disrespectful to a man doing his best. I got excited and threw you into a crossfire. The rest of my statement I stand behind. You, however, deserve better. Safety in your travels good sir.  - The "late" Charlie Harper"

Who knows what he will say next. Should Ashton forgive him?

Details of Charlie Sheen's Death On Two And A Half Men Revealed!

This sounds really strange, I can't see how it's going to work.

Charlie Sheen's character on Two And A Half Men is set to exit the series in a bloody death. After quitting the top earning show, and ending things on an extremely bad note with Director Chuck Lorre, Charlie is now set to die in a subway accident.

Snaps have been released of his funeral, which sees his iconic bowling shirts and shorts hanginfg up inside a church.

Now new details have emerged revealing Charlie will die a violent death when he is mowed down by a subway train in Paris.

The funeral set.

During the same episode, Ashton Kutcher will enter the series for the first time, introducing himself as an internet billionaire named Walter Schmidt, who ends up buying Charlie's Malibu beach house.

According to TMZ, sources at last night's taping revealed Charlie's character married Rose when they went to Paris in last season's finale.

But Rose will tell his family and friends that things didn't work out when she caught him in the shower with another woman.

At the funeral she reveals the day after the shower incident she and Charlie were waiting for a Paris subway train when Charlie "slipped" and was violently cut to pieces by the train. I.E bosses want to make it look like Rose pushed Charlie, and will be able to get away with it.

Will Ashton be able to pull it off?

Apparently the debut episode will also feature celebrity guest stars such as Jenny McCarthy and John Stamos.
Jenny played one of his exes in the show, who broke up with him after becoming tired of having sex with him.

Meanwhile Charlie has been lined up to star in a new show based on the movie Anger Management. Charlie will play Jack Nicholson's character, an anger management coach who has some psycological issues himself.

New Two And A Half Men Ad With Ashton Kutcher

I still have no idea how this is going to work!

We have finally been given a glimpse of what Ashton Kutcher's character is going to look like as Charlie Sheen's replacement on Two and A Half Men.

The first promo shots have been released, and as you can see Chuck Lorre isn't trying to differenciate between the two actors just yet. The creators of the show have literally swapped Ashton for Charlie in this pic of the three characters singing into a microphone in front of a red curtain.

The advert comes ahead of the highly anticipated new series, with Ashton in the lead role following Charlie's sacking, earlier this year. Although nobody knows what character he is set to play just yet.

Either way Ashton is happy. He recently said this is his biggest career move:

"I've never probably in my 13 years in show business received more phone calls and e-mails from people congratulating me on this job. You'd almost think I won the lottery or something, which I kind of did. I've got the best job in showbusiness, and I am ecstatic about that."

"I can't wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers' homes. I can't replace Charlie Sheen, but I'm going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!"

The No Strings Attached star will earn a whopping $1m per episode for the top-rated comedy. Which seems insane to me, since he's not that great of an actor!

The new series will air in September, so far rumours have been that Ashton's character will move into Charlie's Malibu home after he dies, others think he will play his long lost son. Any ideas?

Charlie Sheen To Front New Series Based On 'Anger Management'

This sounds perfect for him!

Charlie Sheen has agreed a deal to star in a new series, which is based on the 2003 comedy Anger Management.

The troubled actor revealed the news today, joking that the role is quite ironic:

"I chose Anger Management because, while it might be a big stretch for me to play a guy with serious anger management issues, I think it is a great concept"

Charlie is set for his big TV comeback, playing a self-help instructor played in the film by Jack Nicholson.  The show is being produced by Mad Men producer Lionsgate, but no executive producer has signed on for the series just yet.

Charlie said he is grateful to have some creative control again, after being fired from the highly succesful Two and A Half Men: "It also provides me with real ownership in the series, a certain amount of creative control ."

Charlie Sheen Wants Full Custody Of Twins

These poor children have no chance!

Just as the news comes that Charlie Sheen's soon to be ex-wife, has headed to rehab, it is being reported that he will be seeking full custody of his twin boys! reportedly plans to legally challenge his child custody arrangement with ex Brooke Mueller.

According to gossip site TMZ,  Sheen's lawyer Mark Gross informed Mueller's attorney today that Sheen plans to attempt to secure full custody of the boys. Apparently his lawyer will ask the judge in the case to reconsider the agreement and to strip Brooke of both legal and physical custody of the children in light of her recent return to rehab.

And get this!! The former Two and a Half Men star wants to end his obligation to pay Mueller child support. But on the other side Mueller's attorney is reportedly planning to seek full child custody for his client and is pushing the court to have Sheen psychologically evaluated.

I feel so sorry for Bob and Max!! Sort your life out guys!

Charlie Sheen Says He Wants Mila Kunis To Move In!

This guy just gets more insane every day!

Charlie Sheen has said that he would like Mila Kunis to move in with him and his two 'Goddesses'!

The former Two and a Half Men star said that his live-in partners Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly would like the Black Swan actress to be living in their home! During one of his sold out 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' shows Charlie told the crowd of his new infatuation:

"Here's the good news - my goddesses have already f**king approved her. She's pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis. If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t, trust me, you're still f**king winning, you're still winning at that moment."

Charlie then went on to tell the audience how he plans to get the 27-year-old to move in to his Malibu pad:

"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. 'Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favourite s**t for you to steal in Sherman Oaks'."

Although he did admit that he tried to have three girlfriends at the same time before, when he included ex-wife Brooke Mueller in his circle of Goddesses:

"I tried f**king three. It doesn't work."

This guy seems more insane every day!

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Come To An Extremely Strict Custody Agreement!

It looks like Charlie Sheen is trying to get his life back together, and he has a few tough rules to follow.

He, and his ex-wife Brooke Mueller, have been battling it out to get custody of their two-year-old twins Bob and Max, and now a judge has settled an agreement. According to documents filed in LA County Superior Court, the former 'Two And A Half Men' star will care the children on alternate weekends for the first two months, with their stay being extended to Monday in the following eight week period.

TMZ claims that Sheen will then be entitled to an extra weekday with the children providing that both he and Mueller refrain from consuming alcohol and pass random drug tests, which will be administered three times a month. Sheen and Muller, who are currently getting divorced after 2 years of marriage, must have nannies with them during these visitation periods.

On top of that, Charlie's new girlfriends, the 'Goddesses' are banned from making public displays of affections toward the boys! Also, neither of the former couple can be photographed around Bob and Max with a love interest.


Wow... Good luck with that!

Martin Sheen Says Son Charlie Sheen Is "Going Through Hell"

Martin Sheen has claimed that his son Charlie Sheen is still going through a lot of pain, trying to get over his drug addictions.

The actor said that Charlie's recent strange behaviour is based on the fact that he started using drugs at such a young age, and now he is back to that point:

"You know, Charlie's 45 years old. He's not a kid. Emotionally he still is. When you're addicted, you don't grow emotionally. So, when you get clean and sober you're starting at the moment you started using drugs or alcohol. You're emotionally crippled."

The eight-time Emmy-nominated actor admitted that he can understand his son's struggle:

"I know what hell he's living in. I've had psychotic episodes in public. One of them was on camera - the opening scene of Apocalypse Now... I know what Charlie is going through. And when you do something like that, that is out of control, that's the most difficult thing. You have to have courage."

Charlie Sheen's Ex Claims She Made Him An "Amazing Lover"

I really wouldn't be boasting about this if I were her!

Charlie Sheen's ex girlfriend Ginger Lynn has said she taught Charlie everything he knows in the bedroom! The porn star dated Sheen for fiver years in the early 90s, and she says his sex life is all thanks to her:

"I helped Charlie become the amazing lover he is today. He was good - but I helped him to give back that little bit more."

Charlie and Ginger dated in the 1990's

The pornographic actress added that the 'Two and a Half Men' star used to be a selfish lover, but she changed that:

"Charlie, like many men, was more selfish than he should have been in bed. I honestly believe I helped him become the amazing lover he is today. His lovemaking was great but he was young and didn't know everything. But by the end of our time together he was amazing - in fact, phenomenal."

So there you have it, you can thank Ginger Lynn for Charlie's 'love-making' skills.I wonder how is two 'goddesses' feel about that?

Charlie Sheen's Last 'Episode' of Sheen's Korner

"Blah Blah Blah Blah"

If you missed Charlie Sheen's 'final' Ustream video, then don't worry, you can view it right here!

The last episode of Sheen's Korner see's Charlie giving out a list of all the people he hates... Unfortunatel the producer of Two and a Half Men Chuck Lorre has got the brunt of the rant!

It's good if you need a laugh:

Charlie Sheen Gives One Last Rant On Ustream

Winning?

Well it looks like Sheen's Korner is over and out!

Last night troubled actor Charlie Sheen declared that his nightly live stream Sheen's Korner was "now for sale" as he gaveone last rant last night. Charlie was officially sacked from his long running show Two and a Half Men this week, and it looks like he hasn't taken the news well at all!

On his 'last' Ustream Charlie decided to attack the producer of the hit show Chuck Lorre (again). He reffered to him as "Chuck E Cheeseball" and "F**k Borrie", and claimed that Chuck has "a desperate need to be liked". Adding at the end of his rant:  "Think of me often, loser, during your most quiet moments." 

Even though Charlie claims he will no longer be hosting his home-made show he told viewers:

"Stay tuned, good soldiers. I'll see you very soon - on the battlefield."

Everytime he speaks it's more worrying! What do you think is going to happen to him?

Piers Morgan Thinks Charlie Sheen Is Fine

Well, it seems that some one out there thinks Charlie is "winning".

Although most people were shocked to see how Charlie Sheen was acting on Piers Morgan Tonight this week, presenter Piers has said that Charlie acted like he was fine, and just passionate about his recovery.

He wrote in the Daily Mirror:

"Charlie was smart, self-aware, funny and passionate. I think he believes in his right to lead his life in any way he chooses, and I agree."

But Piers said he wasn't that comfortable. After the interview Charlie asked Piers to come out and hit the tiles with him (doing great to stay sober then) and Piers declined:

"he asked what I was doing later that night and alarm bells rang. I thought the sensible thing was to go home instead of heading out on the town with Charlie."

Charlie Sheen Interview Highlights!!

"I'm totally winning man"

It's been an insane crazy unusual week for Charlie Sheen!

As well as 'Two and A Half Men' being cancelled this week, Charlie has gone on some serious rants that don't even make sense. Instead of quoting all his crazy interviews, have a look at the highlights here.

I dear you not to laugh:

Charlie Sheen's Ex Gets Restraining Order!!

Things seem to be getting worse for Charlie Sheen!

As well as his ridiculous ramblings on TV and the radio the last few days, and not to mention the axing of Two and A Half Men... Charlie now has a restraining order on him! His recently-ex wife Brooke Mueller has been granted a restraining order against the actor.

A judge ordered that Sheen temporarily remain at least 100 yards away from Brooke. TMZ reported that Charlie told the site he doesn't want to be near his alcoholic ex anyway. Also, the couple's twin sons Bob and Max were taken from Charlie's Malibu home on Tuesday night.

But Sheen is as crazy optimistic as ever! He opened his first Twitter account last night and Tweeted:

"My sons are fine... My path is now clear... Defeat is not an option... !"

But as usual he had something different to say when he woke up this morning! While being interviewed, Charlie had this message for his ex:

"Brooke, I'm sorry you felt this had to be done in this way, but this does not display any responsible parenting that I'm familiar with. I think that cooler and smarter, leveler heads can prevail, and I urge you to reach out to me, immediately if not sooner, and tell me where our sons are."

He also claimed that their twin sons would be safer and happier in his own home:

"There's more love, compassion, support, childcare and everything else you could possibly want for a child in this lovely home, it's a hundred thousand times better than what's going to be delivered or offered in her house."

I'm sure it's a little crowded though now Charlie with your two new girlfriends! What a mess this is!

Beware!! Charlie Sheen Is Officially On Twitter!

You've been warned guys and gals!!

Yes I have received some quite disturbing news... Charlie Sheen is on Twitter. If you dare to 'follow' him click here: @charliesheen

Paris Hilton Says Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Are Better Off As Friends!

Of all the people to hone in on this situation, this is seriously random!

Yes, it turns out that Paris Hilton is actually next door neighbours with Charlie Sheen and recently ex-wife Brooke Mueller!

Everyone was shocked yesterday that Two and A Half Men had been cancelled, and even more shocked to read Charlie's 'Open letter' to TMZ, in which he called the creator of the show a "contaminated little maggot". The day before that he also had a bizarre radio interview where he said he "loved people violently" and also "hated people violently", adding that anyone who tried to hurt him would be murdered!

Well Paris said that this is all a big surprise to her as Charlie seemed great, as did his relationship with Brooke:

"I talked to [Brooke] yesterday and everything was fine and they were best friends and living together...and now I don't know! I heard something changed so I'm not sure what happened."

When asked about Charlie's clear drug and alcohol problems Paris didn't give away anything:

"He's my neighbour so I don't have anything bad to say about him."

She did add that Charlie and Brooke should stay apart as they are not good as a couple:

"I think some people are better as friends."

Two and A Half Men Gets Cancelled!

It looks like Charlie Sheen's antics have finally had an effect on his working life.

Warner Bros and the producers of Two and A Half Men have announced they are shutting down the rest of the season, because of Charlie's ongoing problems.

Last night, the Warner Bros released a statement saying:

"Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of “Two and a Half Men” for the remainder of the season."

I feel bad for all of his co-stars as they are out of a job at the moment, Charlie really needs to get his act together!!

Why did they suddenly cancel the show? Well check out the interview below, where Charlie goes on a huge rant:




**UPDATE**

Charlie has responded to the shows cancellation with this open letter posted to TMZ:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.
 
Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together...
 
Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen Goes On Holiday With His Two New Lovers And His Ex-Wife!

Even though I have reported some seriously crazy stories about Charlie Sheen, this certainly bites the biscuit.

Accoring to reports, the Two and A Half Men star, who is supposed to be completing stay-at-home rehab, has flown to the Bahamas with three women! It gets worse, one woman is his new lover Natalie 'Natty Baby' Tenly, who models for a canabbis magazine (how sophisticated). Also by his side is his OTHER new lover: porn star Bree Olsen and finally his ex-wife (who has just moved back in with him) is with him too! WTF??!!!

But today Charlie revealed on The Alex Jones Show that his ex was no longer part of the plan and he would just be partying with his two ladies friends. He said:

"Let me just say this, and this is all I'm going to say about this. Where there were four, there are now three. Goodbye, Brooke. Good luck in your travels. You're going to need it. Badly."

So what's going on with the other two girls? Well he's been dating Bree the porn star for three months and says she is his 'main' girlfriend (how very Hugh Heffner of him). Natalie then is new on the scene but they already have a dog together!

As for ex-wife Brooke. She recently moved back in to his home with their twins. The pair finalized their divorce this month but Brooke wants her children near their daddy. However, the move is temporary. Charlie only invited them to stay while he purchases a nearby house for Mueller and the kids to reside in. Their twins, Bob and Max, who turn 2 next month, remained at the house with their battery of nannies while their parents headed to the islands.

What an insane life he leads, or should I say troubled life?

Charlie Sheen Spent $1 Million On Hookers!

According to reports today, Charlie Sheen has spent around $1m on hookers in the past year!

Apparently an adult entertainment production manager named Rita Hernandez would arrange for porn stars to visit the Two and a Half Men star's home every weekend, costing £5,000 per girl! (Yikes)

Since being hospitalized recently it's been revealed that Charlie's been on a slippery slope the past year. And enjoyed 36 hours of non-stop drug taking, partying, drinking and sex before beginning outpatient rehab last week. Now Hernandez has revealed Charlie's sex antics:

 "I've known Charlie for years and I arranged girls for him as a favour. He was obsessed with young, new porn stars and they had to be aged 18 to 24, no older. Charlie really upped the ante in the last 12 months. He seemed to order many more girls because he had split with his wife."

Wow, I'm guessing his recent ex-wife Brooke Mueller will not be happy to hear that! On top of that though, the production manager went on to say that most of the time Charlie couldn't even perform sex because he was too high on drugs:

"In the end he was so jacked up on cocaine, pills and alcohol that he couldn't even have sex. What he was doing to himself was quite sad. What was most astonishing was that one minute he'd be partying hard with these girls and the next he was off filming his show. I can't believe how well he could ­function when in private he was self-destructing."

Thank god he's trying to sort his life out now, I feel so sorry for his children. It's time to change your life around Charlie!

Charlie Sheen Makes Statement About Drug Problems!

"I Just want to say thanks"

Charlie Sheen has spoken for the first time since he was hospitalized after 36 hours of sex, drug abuse and partying.

The star was hopsitalized last week due to a hernia he had, but it was a big wake-up call for the actor who had been partying for three days straight before he was brought to hospital. Now, just as he begins out-patient rehab (completing rehab at home) Charlie has spoken out:

"I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want to say "thank-you" to my fellow cast members, the crew of "Two and a Half Men", and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros., especially Les Moonves and Bruce Rosenblum for their concern and support. "

At the end of the statement the Two and a Half Men star thanked his fans:

"And to my fans, your good wishes have touched me very much. Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, "thank-you."